david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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