"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
as a side note pls kill me
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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