Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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