No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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