Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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