im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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