ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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