Buhtt sex?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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