Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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