He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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