just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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