literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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