I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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