return my video game
...so i touched it.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Randomize
