doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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