I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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