Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
