Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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