absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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