Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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