Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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