i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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