How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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