He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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