that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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