wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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