So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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