I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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