So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
