I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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