I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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