5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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