I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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