Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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