gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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