Having a random hookup so left but love u
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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