She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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