Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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