You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
i think im in europe. pls send help
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