he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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