real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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