god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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