She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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