chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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