My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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