Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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