Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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