Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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