omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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