I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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