Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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