ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
