3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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