Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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