Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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