Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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