You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Randomize
