Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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