My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
