PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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