brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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